Every goblin knows the first rule of hoarding: you never make someone pay for their first treasure.
So here’s yours, free: a printable reading tracker to keep tabs on your conquests, and a mini set of fantasy reader bookmarks to hold your place while you ignore everyone you love. Print them tonight. The goblin asks nothing in return except your email address, which – let’s be honest – is a very goblin thing to ask.

What’s in the free set
The reading tracker – one clean page to log what you read, how hard it wrecked you, and whether you’d let it wreck you again. Works for the year, a challenge, or that “I’m only reading five books this month” lie you tell every month.

Three mini bookmarks – from the same family as the shop’s bookmark sets, with the same energy: funny, a little too honest, and featuring a small green creature who understands you.

Get the free set
What exactly is the Goblin Horde?
The email list, but with better branding. Joining gets you the free set immediately, first look at new printables before anyone else, the occasional subscriber-only discount, and a little nonsense in your inbox once in a while – never spam, never daily, and you can leave anytime (the goblin will be dramatic about it, but you can).
Want more than a taste?
Happy hoarding.
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